jueves, junio 13, 2013

La psicóloga honesta. /// The honest psychologist.

Translation:

No one loves me because I'm fat.

You should eat less.

Thank you. See you next time.

La psicóloga honesta. /// The honest psychologist.


Translation:

My husband thinks I dress like a slut.

It's not just him. We all think you dress like a slut.

Thank you. See you next time.

lunes, junio 10, 2013

Negligencia. /// Negligence.

Translation:


Madam, sometimes when performing surgery surgeons leave small objects inside the patient's body.

One of our doctors left an object inside your head.

Good news, doctor Perkins! We've found your iPad!

Mascota de interior. /// Indoor pet.

Translation:

Madam, I think your pet is very sick.

No, no! Hahahahahahahahaha! This is not my pet!
My pet is inside!

Come out, pretty.

Who loves mommy?
Come on, kiss mommy! Kiss mommy!

Bicicleta.


viernes, junio 07, 2013

Empatía. /// Empathy.


Translation:

When my wife got sick, I realized that I needed to feel what she was feeling. So I shaved all my body and started to dress like her. I want her to know that we are together in this. We are a team, and we are going to win.

You do it so you can dress... like a woman.

Oh my God, how dare you?

Please, stop...

We are going to beat this sickness.