martes, mayo 28, 2013

Promesa. /// A promise.


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Translation:
 

Honey... you have to promise... cof, cof... you will go on without me. I really want you to be happy...

You will like my friend Ana.
Here's her number.
You'll make a great couple.

She knows you like anal sex.
And she will give you a lot of blowjobs when you are in a bad mood.

Oh, and her tits. Cof, cof... You have to see her amazing tits, round and firm. You will love them.






Pereza. /// Laziness.

Laziness. /// Pereza.
2013

Translation:

Oh my God! It says here the baby was due in 1993!

I'm really sorry... I'm very lazy....

What now?

domingo, mayo 26, 2013

Raquisectomía. /// Raquisectomy.


Translation:

Madam, we had to perform a raquisectomy.

In other words: we removed your spine from your body.

Frankly, you'd be better off dead.

How much do I owe you, doctor?

martes, mayo 21, 2013

My new friend. /// Mi nuevo amigo.


Translation:

Son, you have to start drawing more realistically.

But mom, my new friend is exactly like that!

Come in, don't be afraid.

Good morning, madam.

jueves, mayo 16, 2013

Preocupada. /// Worried.

Translation:

Mom, I'm very worried.

It's been two days since I've heard anything from him.

I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.

domingo, mayo 12, 2013

Oh, capitán, mi capitán. /// Oh captain, my captain!

Translation:

Even the most unmotivated students admitted that Mr. Perkins had caught their attention.

viernes, mayo 10, 2013

Pobreza. /// Poverty.

Translation:

Let's do it! Let's do it, dude!

Yeah honey! Jump! We are so crazy!

Woooooooooo...!!!!

Mpuffff...

miércoles, mayo 01, 2013

Coche humano. /// Human car.

Translation:

Hey, honey!

Oh my God, it's the most masculine thing I've seen in my life!

Do you want to touch my masculine and rough hair?

Yes, please.

Yes, honey, touch my hair.

Oh, yeah, honey. Broom broom.

Get lost in my hair.